im going to write in here soon i promise :sob:.. for now here's some catsum!

Meowzer. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently cat sit like bread so kick up litter for sweet beast, or kick up litter. Destroy the blinds cough, for hunt anything that moves. When in doubt, wash haha you hold me hooman i scratch. Car rides are evil the dog smells bad. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face yet pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box but cats are a queer kind of folk so claw drapes i like cats because they are fat and fluffy but trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Eats owners hair then claws head asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count i will ruin the couch with my claws find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out , flop over. Stick butt in face ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out, enslave the hooman, and hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy or stare at ceiling light purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow . Hell is other people vommit food and eat it again. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss and purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table fall asleep upside-down. Stare at imaginary bug kitty loves pigs, and give me attention or face the wrath of my claws going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today, for cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Murf pratt ungow ungow. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Hiss at vacuum cleaner peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but time to go zooooom where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! . Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back and pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box kick up litter my left donut is missing, as is my right. Catty ipsum reaches under door into adjacent room or yowling nonstop the whole night. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch cough hairball, eat toilet paper and eat the fat cats food or i shredded your linens for you headbutt owner's knee and head nudges . Chase little red dot someday it will be mine! hiss at vacuum cleaner human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Sit on human they not getting up ever cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one or kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment, or meow meow or eat grass, throw it back up or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me..

Hell is other people eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter so break lamps and curl up into a ball yet purr take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open. Immediately regret falling into bathtub. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again ptracy i can haz so inspect anything brought into the house, poop in the plant pot or get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber so drink water out of the faucet. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted eat from dog's food for scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Meow stares at human while pushing stuff off a table but tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad cat mojo and bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Purrrrrr thug cat bite nose of your human eat from dog's food purr while eating for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face so scratch so owner bleeds. Nyaa nyaa kitty time. Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Cats are a queer kind of folk suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage but ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway haha you hold me hooman i scratch. Lick sellotape enslave the hooman. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Cat sit like bread. Hate dogs cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Purr when give birth hey! you there, with the hands fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn cat slap dog in face my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Intently sniff hand terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry cat not kitten around , wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Furball roll roll roll meow meow, i tell my human but catasstrophe or the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me stinky cat, so find a way to fit in tiny box, so chill on the couch table steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom walk on keyboard walk on keyboard. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage pee on walls it smells like breakfast sit on human but pushed the mug off the table or roll over and sun my belly chill on the couch table. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor stick butt in face the dog smells bad.

Hell is other people eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter so break lamps and curl up into a ball yet purr take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open. Immediately regret falling into bathtub. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again ptracy i can haz so inspect anything brought into the house, poop in the plant pot or get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber so drink water out of the faucet. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted eat from dog's food for scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Meow stares at human while pushing stuff off a table but tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad cat mojo and bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Purrrrrr thug cat bite nose of your human eat from dog's food purr while eating for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face so scratch so owner bleeds. Nyaa nyaa kitty time. Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Cats are a queer kind of folk suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage but ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway haha you hold me hooman i scratch. Lick sellotape enslave the hooman. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Cat sit like bread. Hate dogs cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Purr when give birth hey! you there, with the hands fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn cat slap dog in face my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Intently sniff hand terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry cat not kitten around , wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Furball roll roll roll meow meow, i tell my human but catasstrophe or the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me stinky cat, so find a way to fit in tiny box, so chill on the couch table steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom walk on keyboard walk on keyboard. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage pee on walls it smells like breakfast sit on human but pushed the mug off the table or roll over and sun my belly chill on the couch table. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor stick butt in face the dog smells bad.